Well..I'm back, and it's a new millennium...I'm older..crankier....cynical......I fart more....I can no longer eat onions....and I have a foot fungus....BUT I still look fabulous. Vitamin E and Just for Men hair dye keep me looking 25!!

But the most amazing news of this new millennium is that a certain former HTI prez...BG...has taken on the role of Charlie Brown in same theatre company's prod of YAGMCB. What a novel idea from talented director WM (of Blame it on the Groovies fame---loved the witch puppet routine-as BF can attest)....a GERIATRIC Charlie Brown.....absolutely fabulous concept....YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY AT THE GERIATRIC BASEBALL GAME....NO, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY AT THE GERIATRIC BASEBALL GAME....I WAS THE "SENIOR" MANAGER, SCHROEDER WAS CRAPPING, AND ALL OF THE TEAM WAS INSANE, AS ALWAYS, BUT SOMEHOW OR OTHER MY DENTURES BROKE..AT THE BASEBALL GAME. I hear that prod LH decided to go with the OLDER version of YAGMCB....well she got THAT right!! On the positive side, BG has the vocal to carry the role--and if he is good as he was in DAMES....we're in for a treat!! Wheelchair Charlie...what a concept.

And reprising her life role as a Lucy..is CF. At a recent soiree at BF's, I was made to understand that CF is 30 years old...IT CAN'T BE. She still looks 18--talk about Vitamin E and Just For Men hair dye abuse!!! We must ostracize the CF. Think nasty thoughts about CF...nobody should be that fabulous looking without so-called "friends" not talking about her behind her back. We SHALL make her feel like a DOG ON A RAFT!! Although she's been typecast, yet again, I'm sure she'll fit in the "OOO DOG GERMS" were applicable. I'm sure she'll make the Van Pelts of the world proud. And remember..for every nasty, backstabbing thought about CF...another devil gets its horns.

A FULL REVIEW OF YAGMCB WILL BE SUBMITTED POST-OPENING!!

As previously mentioned, BF had a soiree this past week and there were a few of HTI's former who's who present. BG was there..but enough about him. CF was also there...and enough about her too (think nasty thoughts....think nasty thoughts...) I was there...thanks for the invite BF...it only took TWO years...(I do flush after I pee ya' know!!--mind you, sometimes I have a problem with the toilet seat thing--do I put it up, do I leave it down, do I put it up, do I leave it down....DO I CARE!!) BR and future hubby ML were also present. BF has a great home..at which hopefully one day we can have a keg party and trash the joint. Hey BF...what's with all that ugly original wood trim....paint it white...get with the 70's will ya' (I'm bitter...my trim is white....that's WOOD trim BG!--besides Just For Men...never-mind) It was a fabulous evening, topped of with BG doing his naked belly dance on the back deck...for those of you who missed this...it was a performance that deserved a clap...or should I say...THE clap. (BG's trim is also white) JM of Chorus Line fame (A-FIVE-SIX-SEVEN-EIGHT) was also present. It has been seven years since we had laid eyes on him. TALK ABOUT VITAMIN E and JUST FOR MEN hair dye abuse!! He looks exactly the same....as do I .... hard to believe that was JM's only show......hasn't hit the boards since. Such a shame...he was good...perhaps we can persuade him to do something in the future...I wonder what colour his trim is...??

Well that's it for now.....everything stated is the absolute truth according to the spirit of IMDIAB...many thanks to BG for putting this sight together...LIKE THERE ISN'T ENOUGH CRAP ON THE INTERNET ALREADY!!!

Comments? Criticisms? Lawsuits? Write to imdiab@sympatico.ca. SEE IF WE CARE!! See you at YAGMCB.